Don't even bother sending anyone to my house to talk to me who is not hot, hot, hot, and a dead ringer for Clive Owen or Gabriel Byrne. And preferably wearing shorts. And what with that Patriot Act and all, they should probably PAT ME DOWN, too. Because I CARE ABOUT MY COUNTRY, DAMMIT.
Also, you should bring beer.
Secret Service Standing Tough On Rooting Out Deadly Free Speech:
(don't be a big baby, get the day pass for Salon. it's worth it.)