HEY! REP. GERALD ALLEN! BAN ME! I THINK YOU'RE A PUSSY CLOSET CASE! AND THANK YOU FOR MAKING ME PROUD TO LIVE IN A BLUE STATE!
Seriously, what. the. fuck. Even for fucking Alabama, that's messed up.
So what if the characters are bisexual? Do you only tear up half the book?
I am so proud to have escaped to the North, where people are not skeered half to death of their own genitalia. Stupid fuck. What he probably ought to ban are sex manuals, so Mrs. Allen won't find out she's entitled to more than that 6-second chicken fuck he passes off as marital sex.
Yes, I am angry. Why do you ask?
EDIT: Once I get this person's permission, this will probably be a public post.