“It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single toe protruding from the comforter, must be in want of a bite”

"The New Lies About Women's Health"

http://www.glamour.com/features/healthandbody/articles/060403fewohe

Look! I'm bi!

A Bit Of Both You are 50% Calvin and 50% Hobbes

Calvin & Hobbes, like a scruffy yin and yang, are in perfect balance within you. Like Calvin, you're weird, a bit insecure, and can be a trouble-maker. But like Hobbes, you're down to earth and sensitive. It's a risk to say it here, after just a ten question test, but I'll bet you're smarter than most. Both Calvin and Hobbes are crafty, clever characters, and any one made from equal parts of each is a force to be reckoned with.

Because it is Sunday, and Intelligent Design isn't intelligent or design, and because there are so many people who are both obnoxious and ignorant (as well as quarrelsome), I give you this link.


http://www.evowiki.org/index.php/Main_Page

For those of you who are neither ignorant nor obnoxious, I give you THIS:



All your catnip pillow belong to ME!

Some thoughts for International Women's Day.

"Our nation's unique and complex law enforcement and security challenges in the wake of the Sept. 11, 2001, attacks do not warrant the elimination of remedies for the constitutional violations alleged here."---Hon. John Gleeson, District Judge, Eastern District of New York


( now watch this drive )


http://www.nytimes.com/2006/02/28/nyregion/28detain.html?th&emc=th

"Laurel Hester, partner of Stacie Andree, and described as "New Jersey's Rosa Parks", passed away this morning at their home in Point Pleasant."

http://www.bluejersey.net/frontPage.do

Abu Ghraib photos released.

http://smh.com.au/ftimages/2006/02/15/1139890768716.html

S. Dakota House Bans Abortion to Instigate Court Fight –

Lawmakers in South Dakota overwhelmingly approved legislation Thursday that would prohibit almost all abortions in the state. House Bill 1215 passed 47-22, after representatives voted against inserting amendments that would exempt women impregnated as the result of rape or incest. The bill, which now goes to the state Senate, makes an exception if the women's life is in danger.

The bill further says that in order “to fully protect the rights, interests, and health of the pregnant mother, the rights, interest, and life of her unborn child, and the mother's fundamental natural intrinsic right to a relationship with her child, abortions in South Dakota should be prohibited.”


Now, I realize I am being nitpicky, as I so often am. But I would have said that I had the right to not be saddled with some damned rapist's spawn, or the no-neck inbred offspring of daddy's mental disorder. I suspect this is due to my being one of those damned immoral liberal feminists.

No matter how nail-polish wearing, hair product collecting, cosmetic-addicted I may appear, I am just one of those damned liberal feminists, and I will never realize that my true function and moral duty is to push out the spawn of any fertile male person who decides to fall down on me and squirt out some holy stuff.

Evil bitch, I should be flogged and will certainly burn in hell forever.

And doesn't it turn you ON to think about it, all that scorching and screaming. Give that bitch what for, in the name of Our Father. Oooh baby.


( She's a hoor )

http://newstandardnews.net/content/index.cfm/items/2801/printmode/true

There should be a ritual where you can just hand someone a dried haddock or a gilded potato or something and it symbolizes just letting go of things.

( you say tomato )